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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:04 AM
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We'll see how long this one goes, or if will end up being my very own thread

One Chuck fact at a time please! Here we go!

When Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:07 AM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:08 AM
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Before the bogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris
 
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Some people wear super man pajamas to bed, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:11 AM
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:12 AM
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Lighting never strikes twice in the same spot because it knows Chuck Norris is looking for it.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:13 AM
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Needles are afraid of Chuck Norris
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:14 AM
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:16 AM
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
That one was one of my faves!!!! Man its hilarious to see how many people show their knowledge of this.

chuck norris once went through the drive through of a taco bell. He ordered a double big mack, and got one.
 
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Old 10-18-2007 | 07:20 AM
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but Chuck Norris never cries
 



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