Okay you mangy ***** baits! We need a second and a third! We need to get this ***** on the island damnit. He's already treaded water for 5 days and he's going to fuggin drown if you lazy sleasebags don't give him a name!
Dam ya'll **** me off:

 

I'll 2nd the above.

 

actually I had already seconded, so now lets make this official Wedge. Welcome to PWI "Sir Skid Row Powerline Panty Puller Of P.W.I. "

 

Welcome to PWI Wedge! You are now a member of an elite cult of post ****** who have no peers. Your life will never be the same for as long as you shall live. You must pledge your loyalty to us, the ****** of PWI. You shall protect us, and defend us even if your life is at stake, and we shall do the same for you. Now that you are an ordained ***** of PWI, we expect this to be a lifetime commitment that will continue even after death. The spirit of PWI will be with you throughout eternity and beyond.
We welcome you my brother, and cherish your presence in our most excellant domain.
Now get me a beer and wax my bike you sleasy *****

 

'bout damn time *****!!!

 

I last it! Welcome to PWI Wedge!

 

thanks! I will wear proudly the 14th was my 43rd.......... so not a bad present
It has taken forever to load this fricken page....dial-up SUCKS!!!

 

Congrats Wedge!

 

I still haven't got my frickin beer!

 

Show up at the KF bash, I will buy ya a brew worlok