Twisted wishes
#62
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but you are buried up to your chest near an ant hole with honey poured on your head.
I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted and there were no strings attached.
I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted and there were no strings attached.
#64
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, but in a few hours you'll be sitting on the john wishing you didn't eat them at all.
I wish my hot neighbor would sunbathe in the nude somewhere I could sneak a peek.
I wish my hot neighbor would sunbathe in the nude somewhere I could sneak a peek.
#67
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but then you discover that you got no skills to play.
I wish you would stop using words that bypass the language filter but that we can still tell what it is.
I wish you would stop using words that bypass the language filter but that we can still tell what it is.
#69
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, now its always full.....of spit from a snoose chewer......ewwwwwwww not good, I heard of someone mistakenly picking up a spittoon at a party and taking a big chug. (deej gets that all over body shiver)
I wish the work week was 2 days and the weekend was 5
I wish the work week was 2 days and the weekend was 5
#70
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, the work week is 2 days, but the weekend is 5 minutes (you didn't specify)...I shouldn't have written that, that Idea really sucks!
I wish upgrades weren't so expensive...I want new pipes for the 14!
I wish upgrades weren't so expensive...I want new pipes for the 14!