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Old 02-10-2009, 05:38 PM
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Well I don't have to grant this one, because she's into guys and you.........BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:40 PM
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I wish I wasn't so good looking.
 
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Old 02-10-2009, 05:45 PM
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granted but you never get laid again and up rubbing ur meat for the rest of ur life.

i wish it was 4:30
 
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:50 PM
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granted but then your boss asks you to stay till 5:30

i wish i had soem warm gear.
 
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:53 PM
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Granted, but the temprature jumps to 140 degrees and it's to hot to wear your new gear.

I wish I had more beer in the fridge
 
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Old 02-10-2009, 08:57 PM
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granted but its all skunked old english 40's

i wish i was 21
 
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Old 02-11-2009, 02:04 PM
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granted but everyone else is older and don't wanna hang with youngins

i wish it were summer
 
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Old 06-23-2009, 07:27 PM
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Granted, summer on Mars for you.

I wish all the KF members could have a rally together for a solid week.
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:34 AM
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granted, but a swarm of road gremlins attack and no one can ride

I wish there was no such thing as money and every one was equaly rich
 
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Old 06-24-2009, 12:52 AM
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Granted, but then everybody is equally stupid and ugly as well.

I wish for world peace, ( paraphrase from every Miss America pageant throughout the history of mankind )
 


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