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Old 08-19-2008, 02:45 PM
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granted but it's 6:00 am


i wish the blow up doll came with lubeLOL
 
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:47 PM
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Granted but its a new spanish hot and ****y lube made from peppers


I wish it was 6:00 PM lol
 
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:48 PM
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WTF I cant say ****y

spi-cy


Yeah im goin to have to agree with slaughter king,,, the word filter is a lil overkill dont ya think
 
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:51 PM
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Granted but at 5:30, your boss tells you that you have to work double shift without pay because you surf KF forums all day!

I wish I could give Danika Patric a moustache ride!
 
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Old 08-27-2008, 07:30 PM
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Granted but later that night you find out that she gives you a mustache ride lmao


I wish My car was already Turbo'ed
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:15 AM
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Granted, but you get the boost too high and it blows a rod.

I wish Danika Patrick would give me a moustache ride!
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 03:34 AM
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granted but you get herpes all over your face

i wish i could skip all my classes except lunch and auto mech systems
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:58 AM
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Granted, but you fail out of school and end up working at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

I wish Worlock knew how to spell Danica.
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 10:33 AM
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granted, but then its a military launch keycode and the world blows up


i wish some one would buy my fukking lumina so i could hurry up and get my diesel rabbit already
 
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:07 AM
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Granted, but you only get $5 for the Lumina, and you get a really muscular rabbit (The kind with 2 long ears that likes to hop.)

I wish I was riding my bike!
 

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