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Old 08-16-2008, 07:34 AM
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you kept those doughnuts? wtf?


granted, but its a 1987 and some homeless guy pissed in the gastank.

i wish that this http://nh.craigslist.org/cto/798719563.html wont sell until i convince my mom to go for it
 
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Old 08-17-2008, 09:45 PM
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Granted, your mom goes for it, and when you get the bike, you start it up and it has no pistons on the end of the connecting rods.

I wish I could retire early.
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:12 AM
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granted, but on your way to quit your job you get hit by a semi and die


i wish i had more nos and eggs
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:41 PM
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Granted ... The NOS gives you heartburn and the Eggs give you the shiiiitz and your miserable for the rest of the day!

I wish I could have that Ninja 900 I want oo and be able to ride it!
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:31 PM
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wish granted but after you make the puchase the engine locks up....

I wish income taxes came twice a year
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:45 PM
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Now I know your nuts cause I always have to pay in! But granted, and you have to pay $6000 every time you do your taxes.

I hope/wish the Government does not listen to Jrock and make us do taxes twice a year.
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 06:46 PM
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lmao no comment
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:28 PM
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I was gonna grant something but I'm kinda in shock right now... J- I think u got some from a bad crop or something cuz that's a jacked up wish!

I wish I was at home with my man instead of at work!
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:31 PM
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granted but when you got there he was gone and i was there

i wish it was 2;30
 
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Old 08-18-2008, 07:45 PM
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Granted... it's 2:30 in tennessee! You didn't say where you wanted it to be 2:30!

I wish I was 17 again!
 


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