Twisted wishes
#221
granted, you walk out off your base tommorow and see a huge blast, then go into a coma. you wake up the day of your deployment, but you now have severe braindamage and your whole family sticks you in a handicapeable home and leaves you forever.
i wish someone would t-bone my lumina so my outrageously high insurance would buy me a new car.
i wish someone would t-bone my lumina so my outrageously high insurance would buy me a new car.
#222
Granted, but your insurance company goes **** up 3 hours before the accident and all they can afford to give you is a pink Yugo with bright green flowers all over it, a totally gay mobile.
I wish I could boink Jessica Simpson!
I wish I could boink Jessica Simpson!
#223
granted, but all your machines seize suddenly and you have to borrow my yugo... she sees you and assumes you are gay.... then maces you for wasting her time
i wish i had more of these coffee granola mocha bar things
i wish i had more of these coffee granola mocha bar things
#227
granted, but you have to carry it with you on your way home and customs gets su****ious, takes it then sends you to guantanimo bay until you die of starvation
i wish i had a flamethrower
i wish i had a flamethrower