Twisted wishes
#141
07-04-2008, 08:03 PM
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indianapolis and Toledo
Posts: 5,599
RE: Twisted wishes
But nothing goes as planned.
I wish I was rich and have a mansion on Ipanema beach with a Brazillian chick in all 25 bedrooms, and none have penises or STD's. And nothing can go wrong with this wish!
I wish I was rich and have a mansion on Ipanema beach with a Brazillian chick in all 25 bedrooms, and none have penises or STD's. And nothing can go wrong with this wish!
#142
07-04-2008, 09:23 PM
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, but on your way to the beach you step on a rusty nail and get tendonitis and con no longer move
i wish i could command/summon zombies
i wish i could command/summon zombies
#144
07-05-2008, 04:53 AM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: terrorizing southeastern norf carolina
Posts: 2,092
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, but you fall off a swing while trying to coerce protitots and get amnesia.
i wish it'd stop raining.
i wish it'd stop raining.
#145
07-05-2008, 07:11 AM
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, but it starts snowing
i wish i wasnt the designated driver at the party i was just at
i wish i wasnt the designated driver at the party i was just at
#146
07-05-2008, 08:02 AM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: terrorizing southeastern norf carolina
Posts: 2,092
RE: Twisted wishes
LOL
granted.. but then you're too drunk to get it up when the hoes come over lookin for a piece.
i wish i had hoes.
granted.. but then you're too drunk to get it up when the hoes come over lookin for a piece.
i wish i had hoes.
#147
07-09-2008, 11:07 AM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ft. Gordon (Augusta) GA
Posts: 8,268
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but you don't dare touch them because they all have every VD known to man.
I wish my boss wasn't such an azzhole
I wish my boss wasn't such an azzhole
#148
07-09-2008, 02:47 PM
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, hes no longer an *******, just a dick.
i wish healthy food was tasty.
i wish healthy food was tasty.
#150
07-09-2008, 03:22 PM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ft. Gordon (Augusta) GA
Posts: 8,268
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but it's because you got fired.
Lets try this again. I wish my boss was cool.
Lets try this again. I wish my boss was cool.