Twisted wishes
#131
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted but then you realized you robbed yourself while sleep walking and cannot remember what you did with your own stuff.
I want to **** Jessica Simpson just once.
I want to **** Jessica Simpson just once.
#133
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but when you get the game you find out that you are so un-coordinated that all you can play is tear jerkin country ballads.
I would like to bone Jessica and have immunity to aids and any other STD known to the universe. ( yeah I know, now she will have a *****, right? )
I would like to bone Jessica and have immunity to aids and any other STD known to the universe. ( yeah I know, now she will have a *****, right? )
#134
RE: Twisted wishes
granted, but you knocked her up, ruined her acting carried, made her loose all her $ and she sues you and you have to make $2000 a week payments as child support to her.
i wish my friend nick wasnt a complete and total retard.
i wish my friend nick wasnt a complete and total retard.
#135
RE: Twisted wishes
Granted, but then he would be gay, then what would you do?
I would marry Jessica, sew up her mouth, help raise the child,
and keep on boning her!
I would marry Jessica, sew up her mouth, help raise the child,
and keep on boning her!