Twisted wishes
#92
RE: Twisted wishes
Wish Granted! You got the picture but you forget and leave it in your pants pocket, your wife comes along to do laundry, finds the picture, calls her lawyer, grabs a bat to beat you with a lighter to torch all your**** including all bikes and cars/trucks and you end up half dead, lonely with nothing.. all for a picture of some tahTahs!
I wish I was about 2 inches taller so I could ride a bigger bike!
I wish I was about 2 inches taller so I could ride a bigger bike!
#94
RE: Twisted wishes
Wish granted but if you would have thought it out better, it would have been a picture of two spastic lepper lesbians with no teeth, and no tah tas at all.
I wish I was the Emperor of the world! ( did I spell that right? )
I wish I was the Emperor of the world! ( did I spell that right? )
#96
RE: Twisted wishes
Wish granted! But then you realize the sooner you go home the sooner you go back to work so you decide to stay right where you are.
I wish I could make out with Angelina Jolie just one time to see what it's like.
I wish I could make out with Angelina Jolie just one time to see what it's like.
#98
RE: Twisted wishes
ORIGINAL: Too~SweeeT
I wish I could make out with Angelina Jolie just one time to see what it's like.
I wish I could make out with Angelina Jolie just one time to see what it's like.
(deej suddenly wakes up to discover that inadvertently his face landed on the keyboard and typed some weird but interesting stuff)
[8D]
#99
RE: Twisted wishes
But the weird but interesting stuff was too illicit and you got banned for a month from the KF forums.
I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie, not just make out with her!
I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie, not just make out with her!