Lets come up with a list of things you should not say to a female...
The first thing that comes to mind is the weight conversation.. That is a trap regardless of how it comes outs.. Suggestion run as fast as you can..!

1. One of the worst for me was, Honey you appear to be gaining weight, that was almost my death!
2. Your acting like your mom right now!
3. Wow, your sister looks really hot!

P. S., let's try to keep this as clean as possible. This kind of post could go dirty real quick!

 

4. I remember what you looked like when you were that age!

 

5) you gonna eat all a that?
6) are you high?
7) you ever thought of a 3some with your friend (insert name)?
8) you ever thought of a 3some with your sister?
9) finish up by yourself... i gotta get to work.
10) dont spit that on my carpet... it'll stain.
11) just swallow it

 

I remember years back when a lady was cutting my hair. She had on what appeared to be a maternity dress. You know, one of those dresses where the waist is really high up toward the chest? I asked her "when are you due". "I'm not pregnant" she replied. I felt terrible.

So never ask a woman when she's "due" unless you are specifically told that she is pregnant. Live and learn I guess.

Mike

 

OMFG did you just put your WHOLE FIST up there?!?!

 

" hey babe, will you ride on the bike with me? I want to practice wheelies today without having to clutch it"....lol lol.....in an argument with the now ex wife , when I was hitting her soft spot about her weight gain. lol

 

lmao.
im drawing a blank.

 

" Make me a sammich biatch"

 

"you'll get flowers when i come home to a clean house and a hot meal... and some pie!"

 

Yeah, fix me a pie biatch!