My own personal favorite, from my days near the Everglades in FL, is to take him out to the 'glades, and nail his nads to a tree stump, hand him a knife and leave....he either cuts them off himself and maybe gets away, or the ants and gators get to him first, and ......well, he doesn't leave.....

 

OUCH! That would suck, but you could also replace the knife with a pair of rusty nail clippers

 

Once again, the lady proves how unwise it is to TRULY pi$$ off a woman!!