My response to a dumb question.........

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Wall Mart and was in the checkout line. A lady behind me ask me if I had a dog. What did she think I have, an elephant?
So since I am always full of crap, and can always come up with impulsive answers, I told her that no, I do not have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the intensive care ward with tubes coming out most of the orifices of my body and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially the perfect diet and the way it works is to load your pant pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two nuggets every time you get hungry. Since the nuggets are nutritionally complete I was going to try it again. By this time, everybody in line was intently listening to my story.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisened me. I told her no, I had stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish setters butt and a car hit us both.
The guy behind her nearly had a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Worlok14

 

nice joke heard it several times though but always makes me laugh

 

Never heard it before, good joke man.