Yo Mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end

 

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

 

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

 

fun puns?

Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery

 

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

 

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

 

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds... "But they're twins; if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

 

Blonde jokes

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

 

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.