I feel like whoring it up 2 (official new whoring thread)
#831
YIKES!! Well all I have to say is I'm glad we have order and I really respect authority. I try to instill that in my son. Thanks for your service and putting yourself on the line every day.
#832
I'm a volunteer cop here in the city I live in...the military wouldn't let me take the required number of days off to go through the actual police academy...I'm lucky they let me be a volunteer due to the nature of the job...i'll just stay a volunteer until I retire
#834
Taser: make sure you go pee first. hehe
Congratz of making it to be an officer! You are about to become the most cynnical, corrupted, a-hole you never thought you could be! ha!
#835
Soooo apparently it pays to be a chick and suck and doing yard work because this old man just came and knocked on my door to tell me that my yard looked like crap and that he would cut it for $30 buckaroos. I was like hell yeah you can cut my grass next time. I hate cutting grass!!!
#840
I've always been an a$$hole