I feel like whoring it up 2 (official new whoring thread)
#2582
10-10-2012 | 09:50 AM
Senior Member
1st Gear Member
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 5,599
From: Indianapolis and Toledo
Okay somedody unfriended me, who was it!
My god 95, we thought you got captured by a bunch of fat Ethiopian blind lesbian hookers and we were never going to see you again.........Whew!
And man have you missed a lot of stuff here at KF.
1. Deej now has a Vampire tour bus in Forks, and gives daily tours to all of the Vampire seekers that come there. The buss has fangs that hang from the front bumper, and little wings on the side that flap when the bus runs. He sounds like a drunk mongaloid when he narrates the tour with those fake fangs in his mouth, but we all know that Deej doesn't drink
2. Odie has sold his bike and is steadily having kids. We will soon be calling him the father of our country:eek
3. Dragone bought a Gixxer and one of those Mohawk helmets. We think he has had a serious mental breakdown!
4. JRock has moved to the Himalayan region of Nepal and shacked up with the monks for a while before he met the Yeti. So he moves in with Yeti and Yeti fixed him up with his female cousin named Yetiola. He is very happy with his new girlfriend except for all of that hair. He now uses Nair for toothpaste..........blea phooie choke
4. Hoedogg has ran away with a young Russian hooker named...........well I cant spell her name, but it sounds like vodka skovich or something like that. All they do is drink Vodka and bang each other. Hoedogg has learned some broken Russian but still can't talk to her much. They are very happy together because when she bitches he cant understand her anyway!
5. Cmott has met a Harley chick that always dresses like a gay pirate hooker and is constantly drinking Budweiser and farting. She even sounds like a Harley:eek
6. Jeffz was almost nominated for Obama's running mate, but he got caught laughing at Michelles big *** mouth and stated that she could eat apples through a pickett fence just like a horse, so he got ousted for his potential vice presidencey, Oh well there's always another 4 years down the road!
7. Worlok now has 3 girls and it is a constant orgy at his house. He was thrown in jail 2 weeks ago for fighting 3 Harley dudes at a bar and he didn't even start it, but all the other Harley dudes told the cops he started the chit. Others in the bar testified that the 3 Harley guys started it and the judge dismissed Worlok and threw the Harley dudes in jail............WTF!
8. KF has been a teeming forum lately with thousands of posts every day, we just don't kow where they all went:eek
9. Prom has started a ***** house in his home town, and the only problem so far is that he has no girls. So he has decided to run it by hand until he can find some hookers to work for him:eek
10. WhiteHendrix is still in mourning since Michael Jackson died and is hiding out on the backside of Michaels old estate Neverland. He lives in a card board box and constantly looks at Penthoouse magazines while humming the " beat it " song:eek
11. Devilgirl is very busy because Odie is constantly chasing her arouned the house naked............and they keep having kids duh:confused
Sothat is why you shouldn't stay away from this place, ya just never know what is going to happen
And man have you missed a lot of stuff here at KF.
1. Deej now has a Vampire tour bus in Forks, and gives daily tours to all of the Vampire seekers that come there. The buss has fangs that hang from the front bumper, and little wings on the side that flap when the bus runs. He sounds like a drunk mongaloid when he narrates the tour with those fake fangs in his mouth, but we all know that Deej doesn't drink
2. Odie has sold his bike and is steadily having kids. We will soon be calling him the father of our country:eek
3. Dragone bought a Gixxer and one of those Mohawk helmets. We think he has had a serious mental breakdown!
4. JRock has moved to the Himalayan region of Nepal and shacked up with the monks for a while before he met the Yeti. So he moves in with Yeti and Yeti fixed him up with his female cousin named Yetiola. He is very happy with his new girlfriend except for all of that hair. He now uses Nair for toothpaste..........blea phooie choke
4. Hoedogg has ran away with a young Russian hooker named...........well I cant spell her name, but it sounds like vodka skovich or something like that. All they do is drink Vodka and bang each other. Hoedogg has learned some broken Russian but still can't talk to her much. They are very happy together because when she bitches he cant understand her anyway!
5. Cmott has met a Harley chick that always dresses like a gay pirate hooker and is constantly drinking Budweiser and farting. She even sounds like a Harley:eek
6. Jeffz was almost nominated for Obama's running mate, but he got caught laughing at Michelles big *** mouth and stated that she could eat apples through a pickett fence just like a horse, so he got ousted for his potential vice presidencey, Oh well there's always another 4 years down the road!
7. Worlok now has 3 girls and it is a constant orgy at his house. He was thrown in jail 2 weeks ago for fighting 3 Harley dudes at a bar and he didn't even start it, but all the other Harley dudes told the cops he started the chit. Others in the bar testified that the 3 Harley guys started it and the judge dismissed Worlok and threw the Harley dudes in jail............WTF!
8. KF has been a teeming forum lately with thousands of posts every day, we just don't kow where they all went:eek
9. Prom has started a ***** house in his home town, and the only problem so far is that he has no girls. So he has decided to run it by hand until he can find some hookers to work for him:eek
10. WhiteHendrix is still in mourning since Michael Jackson died and is hiding out on the backside of Michaels old estate Neverland. He lives in a card board box and constantly looks at Penthoouse magazines while humming the " beat it " song:eek
11. Devilgirl is very busy because Odie is constantly chasing her arouned the house naked............and they keep having kids duh:confused
Sothat is why you shouldn't stay away from this place, ya just never know what is going to happen
#2584
10-10-2012 | 08:43 PM
Your Humble Moderator/Admin
Joined: Nov 2005
Posts: 21,060
From: Washington
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My god 95, we thought you got captured by a bunch of fat Ethiopian blind lesbian hookers and we were never going to see you again.........Whew!
And man have you missed a lot of stuff here at KF.
1. Deej now has a Vampire tour bus in Forks, and gives daily tours to all of the Vampire seekers that come there. The buss has fangs that hang from the front bumper, and little wings on the side that flap when the bus runs. He sounds like a drunk mongaloid when he narrates the tour with those fake fangs in his mouth, but we all know that Deej doesn't drink
And man have you missed a lot of stuff here at KF.
1. Deej now has a Vampire tour bus in Forks, and gives daily tours to all of the Vampire seekers that come there. The buss has fangs that hang from the front bumper, and little wings on the side that flap when the bus runs. He sounds like a drunk mongaloid when he narrates the tour with those fake fangs in his mouth, but we all know that Deej doesn't drink
