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Old 04-23-2009 | 02:39 AM
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She frightens me, think back to when you were 8 years old or so, what would you feel if your parents dropped you off and she was the sitter, in a little clap board sided house with a smoking chimney and rocking chair on the front porch {which is rocking but no one is anywhere near it}, she answers the door in a flower pattern one peice pull over moo moo, holding a dust pan in one hand and a stick broom in the other, the house smells like mix of hospital and cat liter box.. Oh man Im not gonna be able to sleep tonight.. And she's never been kissed. Wonder why?
 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 07:02 AM
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thanks for making me read that right before going to bed. if i have nightmares im going to blame you. lol
 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 02:23 PM
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Shes an amazing singer though!
 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 02:24 PM
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Well she may not be a looker, but on Britian's Got Talent, she amazed the judges....EVEN SIMON!!!! And just for that Worlok, I'm posting the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk

Remember that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.........please make me go blind in my mind's eye.


 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 02:59 PM
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hit every branch on the way down
 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 03:32 PM
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Yeah she would scare King Kong off of the back end of a banana truck!
 
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Old 04-23-2009 | 04:30 PM
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Supposedly she was offered a million bucks to do an 'adult film' and be 'kissed' for the first time.

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Old 04-23-2009 | 04:48 PM
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I'd kiss her for a million bucks!!! OK half a million.....alright 100,000.......oh who am I kidding, I would do it for $5000 Do I hear 50 bucks?
 
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Old 04-24-2009 | 01:40 AM
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So Deej, you are saying you would do an X rated film with her? Buahahahaha!!!! Better take along a sturdy sack!
 
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Old 04-24-2009 | 02:23 PM
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yeah but the op would need waaaay more then that....lol
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Supposedly she was offered a million bucks to do an 'adult film' and be 'kissed' for the first time.

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