Bike Riding
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08-04-2005, 09:01 PM
Bike Riding
There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.
200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Midnight bugs taste best.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
Work to ride & ride to work.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
200mph, no hands. Damn that'd be cool right before the part where you die.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Midnight bugs taste best.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
Pie and coffee are as important as petrol.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
Work to ride & ride to work.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.
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