f uckin eh man, im riding along, its sunday morning im coming home from this chicks house, and i see this dude getting ready to make a turn out of this neighborhood in front of me from the oncoming side of traffic, he swings his car way wide and came into my lane as i approached him head on, its a good thing my head wasnt in my *** and i was on the brakes already as soon as i anticipated it or i would have been flying over the front of his car while he was busy yacking with his ****ing woman in the car and not paying attention to what he had even just done.. how the f uck do you have a car thats the size of a honda and swing it so wide like a ****ing tractor trailer truck? its not like this was an old guy either. he just kept on driving and yacking like it never happened. f ucking loser. f uck em. [:@]

 

thats why i have race gloves....take off his mirror

 

its funny you mention that i catch myself making a fist and riding one handed with my gloves on when i see someone about to pull some sh it on the road and then i think about it and realize, what am i going to do? i give people the finger but whatever, theres the everyday sh it you run into, like people switching lanes in front of you and pulling out in front of you and theres always those number one motorcycle fatality motorists that make the good old left turn in front of you as you are oncoming.. but this dude was blatantly ignorant and didnt even care about it. if you relax your brain on a bike in traffic its only a matter of time.

 

F%cking exactly and when he turns around to confront me about smashing his mirror I can use the glove on his face. Commuting has made me a angry man [:@]
I hate the f-ing oblivious drivers. Stupid Asian broad almost hit me and my wife today in the Brea mall parking lot, drove right through and when she noticed us just waved and laughed it off, kept driving too guess we just did not matter enough for her to yield. KILL! [sm=shootshoot.gif]
Lucky I do not live in Tx or Az where the gun laws are more liberal. Sorry I will stop ranting.

 

Hell no NS, don't stop ranting. People should have to go thru a tougher set of standards in order to get a DL. Lets have every new driver go threw the same test procedures I have to go threw to maintain Hazmat on a CDL, and that should weed out some of the people who are idiots.

Until then, dent that TI plate!!

 

Hahaha, my buddy used to take out peoples side windows. I don't think I have the *****.

 

I'm in a parking lot after surviving a quick 5mi trip to meet a friend of mine. Nothing really bad has happed the whole short skip over there so I'm at 100% waiting for Captain Stupid to make an appearance. I'm pulling into the parking lot of my bud's work, not 5 feet from the parking spot I'm about to pull into, going around 5mph, and a Cadillac CTS is slowing creeping into me. Now I stop, not because he has right of way, but because I know this area has a lot of goofy drivers. HE KEEPS PULLING INTO ME! Directly into my bike. Not to the side, not to the lane next to me, he keeps pulling toward me. So I rev loud & honk. He's seen me the whole time. I can't turn into the open lane because apparently his sidekick in stupidity is trying to pull around him and he keeps going. Sidekick stops when she hears my horn, I blip 1st gear into the parking spot, dismount properly (I'm not droppin my bike over a stupid ***) and proceed to kick the back of his car. He stops and sticks his head out. Something on the lines of "what was that for". I tell him for giving me a reason to wake up that morning. Stupid *** drivers.

-Nemo

 

One of the best things that I have come across and always try to do ----- when you have oncoming traffic, move over to the right side of the lane. Saved me from getting clipped by a dumb woman (I really wanted to use another word here!!!!!) yapping on her cell phone and digging in her purse - she came over into a quarter of my lane before she realized it!!

 

jeeze.. oncoming and head on is the worst. that site ride to die.. those images stay fresh in my head of the bikes head on and stuck into cars. [&o]

 

My bike would make a really lousy looking hood ornament! You always gotta ride like they're out to kill you. My dad says that everytime I got out..........I think that is one lesson that'll stick!