The "wave" is getting out of control
#52
07-17-2009 | 08:57 PM
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JasonFMX...Dude you are a hoot! I about crapped myself laughing...We need more of that!
An other Buell rider here who gets blown off by HDs and fattys on Goldwing Trikes...I don't care anymore. But if I see a Dual sport or a sportbike I always wave and get it back. Hmmm, seems to be a pattern here. Then the other day some numbnutz on a Fatboy passes me on the right(single lane @ 35 mph in town mind you) and I thought...uhh...OK..
. so when I got to the light a quarter mile up I said, "' yeah.. you might want to get a good head start..."
I'd rather be a nerd than have to purchase "instant cool" at a HD store. Oh wait...that's where my Buell came from...crap! Anyway, you get the point.
An other Buell rider here who gets blown off by HDs and fattys on Goldwing Trikes...I don't care anymore. But if I see a Dual sport or a sportbike I always wave and get it back. Hmmm, seems to be a pattern here. Then the other day some numbnutz on a Fatboy passes me on the right(single lane @ 35 mph in town mind you) and I thought...uhh...OK..
. so when I got to the light a quarter mile up I said, "' yeah.. you might want to get a good head start..." I'd rather be a nerd than have to purchase "instant cool" at a HD store. Oh wait...that's where my Buell came from...crap! Anyway, you get the point.
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07-17-2009 | 09:03 PM
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This whole thing could be on Seinfeld.
Jerry: So we're out on a date....and uh...she didn't wave.
George: No wave?
Jerry: ....no wave.
George: So what did you do?
Jerry: Well, that's it. I mean, how could I be with someone that doesn't wave?
George: You can't..its unheard of...where does she get off? Who does she think she is where she doesn't feel she has to wave in our society? Ya know, ifMussolini didn't wave they would have shunned him right out of Italy.
(Jerry nods head)
(Elaine enters)
Jerry: Elaine, would you date someone that didn't wave?
Elaine: Dump-o-la
Jerry: See.. I was right.
(Kramer slides in)
Jerry: Hey, its the K-man. Hey, let me ask you something.
Kramer: Hit me, buddy.
Jerry: Would you date someone that wouldn't wave?
(Kramer looks like he was blown back by a gust of wind)
Kramer: Doesn't wave? What kind of people are you hanging around with?
Jerry: So we're out on a date....and uh...she didn't wave.
George: No wave?
Jerry: ....no wave.
George: So what did you do?
Jerry: Well, that's it. I mean, how could I be with someone that doesn't wave?
George: You can't..its unheard of...where does she get off? Who does she think she is where she doesn't feel she has to wave in our society? Ya know, ifMussolini didn't wave they would have shunned him right out of Italy.
(Jerry nods head)
(Elaine enters)
Jerry: Elaine, would you date someone that didn't wave?
Elaine: Dump-o-la
Jerry: See.. I was right.
(Kramer slides in)
Jerry: Hey, its the K-man. Hey, let me ask you something.
Kramer: Hit me, buddy.
Jerry: Would you date someone that wouldn't wave?
(Kramer looks like he was blown back by a gust of wind)
Kramer: Doesn't wave? What kind of people are you hanging around with?
As an avid watcher of Seinfeld I have to say, you missed your calling man. That was absolutely awesome!!! I bow to the master.
#54
07-17-2009 | 09:46 PM
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haha, thanks guys. To be fair, your all just as funny to me. Wait...that didn't sound right,.. you know what I mean. This has to be one of the best threads on this board I've ever participated in.
We use to have "Redneck Seinfeld-like debates" all the time when I was in high school and Seinfeld was in it's prime. The one that sticks out the most was when we were arguing, "When exactly does a structure go from being a pavilion to a pole barn?" We went on about that forever, I thought fists were going to start flying at one point.
We use to have "Redneck Seinfeld-like debates" all the time when I was in high school and Seinfeld was in it's prime. The one that sticks out the most was when we were arguing, "When exactly does a structure go from being a pavilion to a pole barn?" We went on about that forever, I thought fists were going to start flying at one point.
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07-17-2009 | 11:17 PM
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speaking of Seinfeld again...remember the episode where Jerry's girlfriend put something of his in the toilet and wouldn't tell him what?
Well my sister is sick and I wouldn't go around her because she has made everyone sick she has come into contact with so far...well, I go out to my car when I was done at my shop and theres a note on my windshield. "I hacked all over something in your car and I'm not telling you what. Love, your loving sister"
I wouldn't go in my car for 15 minutes...trying to figure out some kind of battle plan. I actually entertained thoughts of lighting the whole damn thing on fire and actually envisioned flames pouring from the windows.
So I figured F-it ...I got a wipe and cleaned the handles, wheel, and shifter off and said that'll be good enough.
Well my sister is sick and I wouldn't go around her because she has made everyone sick she has come into contact with so far...well, I go out to my car when I was done at my shop and theres a note on my windshield. "I hacked all over something in your car and I'm not telling you what. Love, your loving sister"
I wouldn't go in my car for 15 minutes...trying to figure out some kind of battle plan. I actually entertained thoughts of lighting the whole damn thing on fire and actually envisioned flames pouring from the windows.
So I figured F-it ...I got a wipe and cleaned the handles, wheel, and shifter off and said that'll be good enough.
#56
07-18-2009 | 05:44 AM
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I'm now imagining Puddy all covered in Kawi green makeup yelling " Kawasaki" at passing cabs.
" Hey babe, gotta support the brand"
The wave thing is funny. In early spring everybody waves, now not so much but I still do, why not?
" Hey babe, gotta support the brand"
The wave thing is funny. In early spring everybody waves, now not so much but I still do, why not?
#60
07-18-2009 | 01:22 PM
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Harley riders are more likely to wave when I'm on the KLX compared to when I'm on my Bandit. I think they're confused and have inner gender conflicts and buy a Harley because that's the "Manly" thing to do. Hell, some of the women on the back are pretty manly lol.