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Old 08-16-2010, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnica1
Mikey I think there is a word in the world of motorcycles for your buddy
organ donor is another...
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 01:40 AM
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Just tell the girls you'd take them for a ride, but you don't think they could handle it. Then when one does take you up on it take them out on some mild dirt/gravel road or trail with one decent scenic ride - a place no sportbike/cruiser would dare go with the average rider. Show them the beauty... if they've got the courage to go. No big scares or anything, just show them why you like the bike by doing the ride.

If the question is about getting "a real bike" you tell them not only are you comfortable with your manhood, but that it's big enough without having to buy a certain bike to try to make up for it.
 
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Old 08-17-2010, 03:09 PM
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you tell them not only are you comfortable with your manhood, but that it's big enough without having to buy a certain bike to try to make up for it.
haha good call
 
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:55 AM
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Maybe I'll share some old tricks in my hat that had beautiful girls lined up, and the bike doesn't matter... but first, anything new happen between you and the girl yet?
 
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Old 08-18-2010, 12:37 PM
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Next time:

You: "You want to go for a ride ?"

Her: "Nah, its just a dirtbike"

You: "Yeah, your're right. It probably dosen't have enough power to haul your fat *** around."
 
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Old 08-19-2010, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by wildcard
Next time:

You: "You want to go for a ride ?"

Her: "Nah, its just a dirtbike"

You: "Yeah, your're right. It probably dosen't have enough power to haul your fat *** around."
Stellar version:

You: "Yeah, you're right. It probably doesn't have enough power to haul your baggage around"

Hell yeah, that'll really mess her head!!
 
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Old 08-19-2010, 02:34 PM
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Haha i'll have to keep those comebacks in mind lol.

Japanbilly-
We were already talkin before she made that comment, and that wasn't worth no longer talking to her. Although this thread has gotten pretty interesting on the topic of girls, I just meant it to point out that multiple people are dumb and don't consider these real motorcycles, even though a regular dirtbike is technically a motorcycle.

However, the topic of this thread seems to have shifted to picking up girls... And I'm not complaining there are some pretty entertaining posts with good advice. Also some with not so good advice lol

Anyways, you got my attention now, so what are these little tricks of yours that will ge any girl with any bike???
 

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Old 08-19-2010, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnica1
...you got my attention now, so what are these little tricks of yours that will ge any girl with any bike???
Nah, maybe next time... you got a dirtbike.
 
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Old 08-19-2010, 05:15 PM
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Nah, maybe next time... you got a dirtbike.
Oh well that's cool I'm comfortable with my bike and skills with the ladies. I don't need to bore it out and put on a dual-exhaust to try and prove it


P.S. It's technically a supermoto, but you wouldn't know the difference! :P
 
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Old 08-19-2010, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawnica1
Oh well that's cool I'm comfortable with my bike and skills with the ladies. I don't need to bore it out and put on a dual-exhaust to try and prove it
The other can is a fleshlight. Thats why he has no problems "getting the ladies".
 


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