Girl Trouble
#21
07-29-2009, 05:21 AM
The best things in life are free, mate....like laughing.
I believe that there is a healing power in laughing... trail riding and kayaking and playing with the dog...
The list is different for everyone, but I'd say they all start with laughing
#22
07-29-2009, 06:02 AM
I just gotta give this a go.
George – Forget about the oil leak, if I thought my girlfriend was messin’ around, it would drive me nuts.
Jerry – Easy for you to say, girls come and girls go. But a KLX, come on, this is serious.
George – OK, Ok go replace the gasket then.
Jerry – Don’t worry I will.
In walks Elaine.
George, Jerry – Hi
Elaine – Hi
George – Elaine tell me something,, what’s more important, finding out wether your boyfriend is sleepin around or fixing a tiny tiny oil leak on your bike?
Elaine – What bike?
George – No, no Jerry’s bike.
Elaine – What do I care about Jerry’s bike?
George – Ok, ok, Say ya had a leaky makeup case, then what?
Elaine – George you’re an idiot, I don’t have a leaky makeup case or a boyfriend.
George – ahhh
In slides Kramer
Elaine – heh K man, George has something he wants to ask ya.
Kramer – Ask away George, I’m feeling all powerful today.
Elaine – Powerful?
Kramer – I have discovered the joy of satin underwear.
Jerry – Oh please, do you mind keepin that stuff to yourself?
Kramer – Try it Jerry, its like being naked but you still keep your pants clean if you know what I mean.
George – Ok Kramer, answer this. Jerry is more concerned about his bike having an oil leak than about Justine is probably sleepin with someone else.
Kramer – Oh I’m with Jerry here 100%
Jerry – Ya see.
George – Ah you people have all gone crazy. It’s a tiny oil leak on a little green bike!
Kramer – You missin the point, he’s gonna have the bike a lot longer than the girl.
Jerry – How do you know that.
Kramer – Have ya seen the way she wipes her mouth after she has eaten?
Jerry – No.
Kramer – Exactly, she doesn’t do it.
Jerry – Ya mean I’ve been kissin crumbs?
Kramer – Sorry man, I just had to tell ya.
Jerry – No, ya did the right thing.
George – I’ll go get the spanners………………………..
George – Forget about the oil leak, if I thought my girlfriend was messin’ around, it would drive me nuts.
Jerry – Easy for you to say, girls come and girls go. But a KLX, come on, this is serious.
George – OK, Ok go replace the gasket then.
Jerry – Don’t worry I will.
In walks Elaine.
George, Jerry – Hi
Elaine – Hi
George – Elaine tell me something,, what’s more important, finding out wether your boyfriend is sleepin around or fixing a tiny tiny oil leak on your bike?
Elaine – What bike?
George – No, no Jerry’s bike.
Elaine – What do I care about Jerry’s bike?
George – Ok, ok, Say ya had a leaky makeup case, then what?
Elaine – George you’re an idiot, I don’t have a leaky makeup case or a boyfriend.
George – ahhh
In slides Kramer
Elaine – heh K man, George has something he wants to ask ya.
Kramer – Ask away George, I’m feeling all powerful today.
Elaine – Powerful?
Kramer – I have discovered the joy of satin underwear.
Jerry – Oh please, do you mind keepin that stuff to yourself?
Kramer – Try it Jerry, its like being naked but you still keep your pants clean if you know what I mean.
George – Ok Kramer, answer this. Jerry is more concerned about his bike having an oil leak than about Justine is probably sleepin with someone else.
Kramer – Oh I’m with Jerry here 100%
Jerry – Ya see.
George – Ah you people have all gone crazy. It’s a tiny oil leak on a little green bike!
Kramer – You missin the point, he’s gonna have the bike a lot longer than the girl.
Jerry – How do you know that.
Kramer – Have ya seen the way she wipes her mouth after she has eaten?
Jerry – No.
Kramer – Exactly, she doesn’t do it.
Jerry – Ya mean I’ve been kissin crumbs?
Kramer – Sorry man, I just had to tell ya.
Jerry – No, ya did the right thing.
George – I’ll go get the spanners………………………..
Last edited by neilaction; 07-29-2009 at 06:04 AM.
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