A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she
lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and
listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done
any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, returning
a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his
front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments
later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also
sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its
head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner,
still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, $150 just to tell me my
duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd have taken my word for it,
the bill would have been only $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat
Scan, the prices go way up!"

A day without laughter, is a day wasted.

 

Very cute

 

finally, a joke I can tell my mom, she loves the corny ones lol

 

Good one.

 

ha ha ha ha!! lol

That was good...

 

hahahhahah funny.....

 

That's awesome, my friend will love that - she used to be a vet tech.