Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a wrapped gift box in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

 

HAHAHA sounds liek big bertha and me

 

That was a clever gift! I like that.

 

FN from the sounds of it change the 0 to 200 from 0 to 300 LOL