(I'm no legal authority, but I found them on the Internet, so theymust be true, right?!??)

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense...)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Excuse me?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute... is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that comes even close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, though only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shiver at the thought.)

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a problem big enough to make them have to pass this law?)

 

So glad I live in America!

 

I wonder how you get that job in Guam?

 

If we had the second to last one here; my mother in law would have gone home and thrown rocks at her husband. "After all these years that's how you're supposed to be doing it"

and yes Guam has it going on.

 

dood in the US BJs are illigal the only position that is legal is the missionary poststion which sucks ALL HAIL THE DOGGY

 

hear hear!

 

Um.... and hows the US government enforcing those laws? Was there ever anybody prosecuted for going down on someone? Just asking.

 

Hmm, good question. Must be a question they ask on a tax form, or maybe during an audit. I guess that would mean that nobody was prosecuted, since everybody lies on those things, anyway.

 

hehe I lived in Guam for 10 years and I must've missed out on that job... maybe it's time to move back

 

so i'm movin to Guam with LOTS OF RUBBERS. later guys i'm gonna go be a southern gigalow.

i've read a lot of those before to. with religion and culture kept in mind, i can honestly believe a lot of those are true. especially the ones about the genital and mirrors and such.