I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart for my Golden Retriever and was in line to check out, and a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I had ended up in the hospital last time. However, I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her “No, I was sitting in the street licking my ***** and a car hit me.”

 

Wonder how much time you needed at first to stretch. All that bending could pull a muscle you know. LOL

 

Lol Fast forward free association. I was walking with my mother through Wal-mart, and she asked me where the extra virgin olive oil was. I told her that there wasn't anything virgin in Wal-mart. Lol.

 

[sm=repost.gif] but still funny!!!

 

Oops, my bad! [sm=guilty.gif]

I'll try to do a little better research next time.[sm=grinangel.gif]

Since we're talking about dogs, how about a canine comic, instead:

 

that was a good one YYY