A retired gent decided to join a nudist colony. All is well, signs up, gets the locker, etc.
While he was walking nude down the beach, a georgous gal walking on the beach towards him, his manhood goes "bling!"
The gal turns around and says " Are you calling me!" The man says no I am not calling you. The woman states that "yes you are with that bling, so now I must service you." So... after being serviced, the man continues on his way down the beach all smiley and all.
Then a fart happens from the retired gentleman while walking. He notes a bigburly looking guy coming out of the bushes. The guy says, are you "calling me!". The retired gentleman says, "no, I was not calling you." Yes you were said the burly guy, so bends the newly nudist over a log and proceeds.
The retired nudist then slams his keys and membership onto the desk of the membership desk saying that "I do not want to be a member here anymore" The receptionist states, " You have only been a member for one day, why?" The retired gent says, "Lady, I only get a bling once a month, but I fart at least 10-12 times a day!"

 

i revoked my membership as well.. not hard to see why.

 

HAHAHAHA +1 holy crap

 

hahaha i'd be set. I'm an SBD guy so nobody would ever know.

 

HAHAHAHi have machine gun farts a lot LOL

 

then you'd get gang raped in that particular colony lol

 

well i can go bling more than once a month and well if there are beautiful women around several several times a day... so im thinking i could take the good with the bad haha

 

hahaha DUDE.. so wrong.

 

Way wrong