My Mistress
#1
09-20-2006, 04:26 AM
My Mistress
I don't post much on this forum except the Klx 250 section, so here's a joke, hope its new to ya.
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the #&@! was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
A husband and wife are having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the #&@! was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
#5
09-20-2006, 04:22 PM
RE: My Mistress
hahaha, thats funny.....
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
#6
09-21-2006, 04:50 AM
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Roswell, NM
Posts: 5,432
RE: My Mistress
ORIGINAL: bluebird
hahaha, thats funny.....
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
hahaha, thats funny.....
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
#7
09-21-2006, 08:59 PM
RE: My Mistress
ORIGINAL: BigRig18Wheeler
Does THAT work??????? lol lol
ORIGINAL: bluebird
hahaha, thats funny.....
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
hahaha, thats funny.....
Reminds me of the notice that I read in the paper here the other day "Married, professional male in mid 40's seeking petite woman for discreet relationship, who wants to be treated like a princess"
But you know what...........it just might work! Maybe.........
