Little Johnny's Bathroom break..
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07-31-2006, 06:19 AM
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Little Johnny's Bathroom break..
The teacher asked a student, "Michael, if you were on a date, having
dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the rest room," the teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied,
"That would be rude and impolite. What about you Paul, how would you
say
it?
I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly
to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners."
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
lol lol.... That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!! ha ha ha ha ha .....
dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the rest room," the teacher asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go pee", he said. The teacher replied,
"That would be rude and impolite. What about you Paul, how would you
say
it?
I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly
to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners."
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
lol lol.... That's funny right there, I don't care who you are!! ha ha ha ha ha .....
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