Help Wanted - Gynecologist's Assistant
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01-11-2008 | 06:55 PM
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Help Wanted - Gynecologist's Assistant
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a notice posted for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested to learn more he asks, "Can you give me some more details about this job?"
The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies, "Oh yes, here it is. The job entails you getting the female patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear and lie them down carefully on the examination table. Then you have to apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair. After that you rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir, that's where the end of the line is."
The Job Center man sorts through his files and replies, "Oh yes, here it is. The job entails you getting the female patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear and lie them down carefully on the examination table. Then you have to apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair. After that you rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh why, is that where the job's at?"
"No sir, that's where the end of the line is."
