While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), she passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. -- PRICELESS

 

oh my gawd that's funny... i really hope your gf is really that cool!

of course... the cop did leave himself "WIDE OPEN" for that one! hahahahahahahahaha

 

I wish I had a gf that funny, lol.... this was just a joke that was sent to me in myspace.... Thought I had to share it.

 

thats too funny bro..... ha ha ha whats going on?

 

Oh, just passing time. I'm walking in the garadge and looking at my bike at work thinking... Man I cant wait till mon to go ride it.... lol whats up wit u?

 

just got back from my long ride with some of my friends...... my buddy who just bought an 06 R6 went down today during the ride.... he was going through a right hander when a car went into his lane.... scared the **** out of him.... he popped up locked up the rear brake and off the road he went...... good thing he went down on some weeds..... some plastic damage, but that at least he's ok.... and that pretty much ended his ride.... dambed cagers.....

 

Damb that sux bro... but good thing he is ok, and it wasnt you... Thats he second time in two days that some 1 went down in the same way. Hope we are not setting a trend here...

 

ya no doubt.....

 

I'll have to remember that one next time I get pulled over.... It's a lot better than: the cop pulls you over and says " your eyes are red have you been drinking"?

Well oficer, " your eyed are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" lol lol lol

 

hahaha, I dont think that will fly over to good.