The Genie
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12-06-2006 | 12:59 AM
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The Genie
Hopefully this isn't a repost......
There is this guy walking down the beach when he notices a bottle half burried in the sand. He bends over and picks it up and starts brushing the sand off when all of sudden a genie pops out. To the mans surprise the genie says I will grant you one wish. The man was a little taken back and asked aren't you suppose to grant my three wishes? No! replied the genie I am busy and I will only grant you one so make it good. The man thinks for a while and finally says I would like you to build a bridge stretching from California all the way to Hawaii. Wow says the genie thats quite the request! Do you realize how much you are asking? First of all its over 1000 miles, second the water through that way is deep which will make sinking the supports a nightmare. Not to mention the currents that rip through that area. And then on top of that you would also need gas stations and hotels and places to eat along the way. No, your request is to much says the genie please think of another.
Well....umm...ok says the man and is quiet for another few minutes. Okay I think I got one the man finally replies. I would like to be able to completly understand women. I want to know why they act the way they do, and what makes them say the things they say. The genie is quiet for a second and looks at the man and says....How many lanes would you like on that bridge?
There is this guy walking down the beach when he notices a bottle half burried in the sand. He bends over and picks it up and starts brushing the sand off when all of sudden a genie pops out. To the mans surprise the genie says I will grant you one wish. The man was a little taken back and asked aren't you suppose to grant my three wishes? No! replied the genie I am busy and I will only grant you one so make it good. The man thinks for a while and finally says I would like you to build a bridge stretching from California all the way to Hawaii. Wow says the genie thats quite the request! Do you realize how much you are asking? First of all its over 1000 miles, second the water through that way is deep which will make sinking the supports a nightmare. Not to mention the currents that rip through that area. And then on top of that you would also need gas stations and hotels and places to eat along the way. No, your request is to much says the genie please think of another.
Well....umm...ok says the man and is quiet for another few minutes. Okay I think I got one the man finally replies. I would like to be able to completly understand women. I want to know why they act the way they do, and what makes them say the things they say. The genie is quiet for a second and looks at the man and says....How many lanes would you like on that bridge?
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