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06-28-2008 | 06:09 AM
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a man walking down the road finds a lamp and rubs it.
a genie pops out, and says "you now get 3 wishes... but whatever you get your wife gets double. okay?"
the man agrees and wishes for a ferrari.
the geniue says "okay but your wife gets 2.."
the man says ok and makes another wish. this one is for a house on an island.
the geniue says "ok, but your wife gets 2..."
the man says ok... then he just stands there grinning for a minute or two, and the geniue asks what he wants next.
the man looks up and says "i wish you would beat me half to death"...
a genie pops out, and says "you now get 3 wishes... but whatever you get your wife gets double. okay?"
the man agrees and wishes for a ferrari.
the geniue says "okay but your wife gets 2.."
the man says ok and makes another wish. this one is for a house on an island.
the geniue says "ok, but your wife gets 2..."
the man says ok... then he just stands there grinning for a minute or two, and the geniue asks what he wants next.
the man looks up and says "i wish you would beat me half to death"...
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