A funny joke
#1
03-10-2006, 05:31 AM
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A funny joke
Well, me and two of my friends, when we were younger, decide that we wanted to be super secret agents. So, we go down to the super secret agent place. First, my best friend goes in for the interview.
The chief asks, " so you think you have what it takes to be an agent"? My friend replies " yes I do sir".
"well then", the chief says, " take this gun, go out in the lobby, and shoot your wife !!"
He goes in the lobby and comes back in a few minutes later, and says " I just can't do it"
Chief says, " you don't have what it takes then".
Then it's my turn. I go in and same speech. I go into the lobby, and come back in. I, also, could not do it.
Finally, my other buddy goes in. He says" oh ya, I have what it takes."
He goes in to the lobby, and BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. The gun goes off. Then all you hear is the sound glass breaking, tables smashing violently against the wall!! He walks back in to the chiefs office about 15 minutes later, sweating profusely.
"What in the heck happened out there" the chief asks !!!!
"Well, some idiot loaded the gun with blanks" my freind replies, " so, I had to strangle the witch to death" !!!!!!!
LOL!! That's just wrong !!
The chief asks, " so you think you have what it takes to be an agent"? My friend replies " yes I do sir".
"well then", the chief says, " take this gun, go out in the lobby, and shoot your wife !!"
He goes in the lobby and comes back in a few minutes later, and says " I just can't do it"
Chief says, " you don't have what it takes then".
Then it's my turn. I go in and same speech. I go into the lobby, and come back in. I, also, could not do it.
Finally, my other buddy goes in. He says" oh ya, I have what it takes."
He goes in to the lobby, and BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. The gun goes off. Then all you hear is the sound glass breaking, tables smashing violently against the wall!! He walks back in to the chiefs office about 15 minutes later, sweating profusely.
"What in the heck happened out there" the chief asks !!!!
"Well, some idiot loaded the gun with blanks" my freind replies, " so, I had to strangle the witch to death" !!!!!!!
LOL!! That's just wrong !!
#4
03-10-2006, 08:05 AM
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#7
03-10-2006, 09:20 PM
RE: A funny joke
Here bro, I got one for ya!
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention!!!"
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth." Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention!!!"
