A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night, when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene

 

HAHA reminds me of this one time at band camp

 

Yeah the naked mile looks stupid.

 

spinoffs are usually stupid.

 

Yeah, they are. True story, We were on a band trip, andi had the aisle seat and a girl(flute player) was on the inside. Well she stood up and put her flute up on the storage compartment over head. and she was wearing really short shorts, and umm well, I would have rather smelled a dead skunk. She must have been on the rag and not washed in a week it was horriable and almost hurlled

 

Lol. I was looking for a pair of joke panties for my girlfriend. Spencers had a pair that said scratch, and sniff, they had a picture of a skunks tail. I couldn't bring myself to smell them in the store. Lol. I got ones that say "meat locker" on them.

 

have you ever bought those edible panties from there? I buoght a pair and i started eating them before i left the mall LOl . They sucked

 

No, but I did get 50 bucks one time for chewing the seam out of this chick jeans when I was in high school. We ended up going out for like three months. Lol.

 

Get cotton mouth afterwards? LOL

 

Ohhh, that's bad!

Keep up the good work!