HOSPITAL SEX:

A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING THE HOSPITAL
WHEN, DURING HER TOUR, SHE PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS MASTURBATING.

OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN. "THAT'S DISGRACEFUL! WHY
IS HE DOING THAT?"

THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY
SORRY, BUT THIS MAN HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE ********* RAPIDLY REFILL WITH SEMEN.

IF HE DOESN'T DO THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY, THEY'LL EXPLODE AND
HE'LL DIE WITHIN MINUTES."

"OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," COMMENTED THE
WOMAN.

IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A FEMALE NURSE WAS
PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT.
AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD! HOW CAN THAT BE
JUSTIFIED?"

THE DOCTOR REPLIED..."SAME ILLNESS, BETTER HEALTH PLAN."

 

Better health plan!!!!!! OMG that was funny!!!!

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif] That's just great !!!

 

at least I didn't get that dreaded "Repost"....

I wish I had that health plan, I'd go in for check ups more often!!!!!

 

classic !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

the second patient must have bluecross.... lol lol lol lol [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]

 

me too, me too....excuse me while I go get admitted!!!

 

LMAO!!! Wheres that hospital at????

 

I'll let you know if I find one that takes that health plan!!...actually, maybe I'll keep it a secret...can't have the nurses getting too tired....

 

They need PRACTICE i say!!! PRACTICE!!!!!!! lOL