One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ___?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"Crystal," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

 

Or maybe powdered Weed Be Gone!

 

ouch...[:@]

 

Well if it makes the guys feel better, that joke could have been the other way around...

One morning a wife took a bra out of the drawer. "What the ___?" she said to herself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when she shook it out.

"Jim," she hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my bra?"

He shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."

 

ohhh goodness... lol

 

lol...good point..