Dog food
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08-18-2006 | 07:56 AM
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Dog food
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall gu y behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my
***** and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the
food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall gu y behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why was in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my
***** and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
#10
08-18-2006 | 11:17 PM
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RE: Dog food
When i first brought up this topic i figured it would be something stupid about dog food. but this surpised me sorta. This surpised the stupidity level. Its ingenious, \m/ that was awesome dood i died laughing