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Doctors Visit....this sounds like something I would do.

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Old 03-20-2007 | 09:42 PM
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Default Doctors Visit....this sounds like something I would do.

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after anexamination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news.You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs inorder."

The woman was shocked, but managed to composeherself and walk into the waiting room where herdaughter had been waiting. "Well daughter, wewomen celebrate when things are good, and wecelebrate when things don't go well. In this case,things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to theclub and have a martini."After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a littleless somber. There were some laughs and moremartinis. They were eventually approached by some ofthe woman's old friends, who were curious as to whatthe two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to herimpending end. "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of more martinis. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those goofy bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone."
 
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Old 03-21-2007 | 12:14 AM
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hahah that's funny
 
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Old 03-21-2007 | 12:26 AM
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Cunning, notjust to the end, but beyond!!!
 
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Old 03-21-2007 | 09:02 AM
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nice
 
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