Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.




Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.





Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.



Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.




Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their ***** are just for decoration.


Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!