bunch of jokes
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their ***** are just for decoration.
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their ***** are just for decoration.
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
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