Blonde's Year in Review
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11-18-2005 | 09:33 PM
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Blonde's Year in Review
No offence to any of the blonde's on here (I myself was blonde for the summer, so hopefully I'm safe posting these!)
Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."
April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
October - Hates M & M's because they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
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11-19-2005 | 05:55 AM
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RE: Blonde's Year in Review
There was a blonde a red head and a brunette at the pearly gates, they all had to take a 1000 step climb to heaven, while St peter would tell them dirty jokes at every step and if they laughed they would be sent to hell.
By the 100 step the hot *** brunette was gone, by the 600 step the pretty red head was gone. On the 999 step the blonde girl laughed and St peter said, my god girl why did you laugh you were so close, the blonde replied, I just got the first joke.
By the 100 step the hot *** brunette was gone, by the 600 step the pretty red head was gone. On the 999 step the blonde girl laughed and St peter said, my god girl why did you laugh you were so close, the blonde replied, I just got the first joke.
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