Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly
calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

So they met and it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after
dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in a romantic
motel. Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood
nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.


Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning." He knew he was not getting lucky that
night.

The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black condom. She
looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."

 

FUNNY. I laughed a bit. Thanks OD!

 

lol good one

 

hahaha