GUYS RULES
At last a guy has taken the time to write
this all down Finally, the guys' side of the
story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From
the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving
it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be..
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that
way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument
In fact, all comments become null and void after
7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are..
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done,
not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do
it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect an answer you don't want to
hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about
unless you are prepared to discuss such topics
as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that?
It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

 

ROTFL!! I've gotta print this one... My wife always says the diffeence between a man and a parking space is, all the good are gone and the only ones left are handicapped.. I'm still not real sure how to take that?? I think I'll take rule #1 on this one...lol

 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one.


Oh so true.

 

ha ha ha i like this guy..... and not in the flaming sence....lol lol lol lol

 

see how easy it is to figure a man out.

 

ya why is that? i can't seem to figure that out..... lol lol lol