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Old 11-01-2006 | 07:00 AM
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A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That's just wrong. All right, I am going to bed now. lol

 
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Old 11-01-2006 | 09:53 PM
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Hahahaha! That's awesome!
 
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Old 11-01-2006 | 10:26 PM
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Old 11-02-2006 | 12:14 AM
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Ha ha - Bob, no arms and no legs. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall ....














... Art

I know, I'm easily amused and entertained


Haven't heard those in a long time ... lol.
 
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Old 11-02-2006 | 01:19 AM
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Oh you'll love this one!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a ditch?














Phil!

I've got a ton of those jokes!
 
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Old 11-02-2006 | 05:36 AM
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waht do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your door step











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Old 11-04-2006 | 07:57 AM
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ur were right B/R, its not right lol
 
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