Here is the link to Dirt Bike Magazine's Mr. Know It All. http://www.dirtbikemagazine.com/qanda.asp?curpage=68 There is some really funny stuff to be found in these pages. For some reason I started at the last page and am working my way back to the first page. I have been laughing so hard my Gut hurts. Hope you find it amuzing as Well. He's a bit of a wise guy but that's the beauty of it.
Here's an Example:

Q. mr.Know-it-all, my clutch on my cr is very stiff. I've tried lubricating and ajusting the cable. Instead of using 1 or 2 fingers to pull it in, I have to use my whole hand! Should I buy a new cable? Is there anything else I can use? Help!
Dirtman4@Motocross.com - 11/26/2000 5:54:10 PM A. Chris, judging from the amount of editing I had to do on your letter, I know you cannot write, so I must assume you cannot read either. If you do manage to stumble through this answer, have some one read you the article in Dirt Bike December 2000 entitled "Easy Clutch Pull". The article covers some of the best ways to lighten clutch pull, while leaving out several ways that don’t work or cause other problems. The answer as always is under your nose, painfully obvious, and you really should have known!

 

I like the pure contempt the "Mr. Know it all" has for the person that wrote the letter. Awesome!

 

Mr. Know it all sure is a d*ck. But it's still funny to read posts from a guy getting pissed off by many stupid questions.

 

Here's a good one:

Q. I just got my first dirt bike, do I have to sign up for a race or some kind of registration in order to get numbers on my bike?
Newyorican62@aol.com - 7/17/2002 3:21:24 PM A. No you don't. Just buy the Number you want. Use a Small number, Like your shoe size, or I.Q.

 

hahaha, I like that one!

 

I wonder how screwed up Mr. Know it all's kids are if he has any?[]

 

+1 Immagine always getting a smart Azz response when asking a question. That's why I moved away from NJ. [sm=sorry.gif][sm=joke.gif]