THOUGHTS ON SEX



Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural
wholesome things that money can buy."



Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither."



Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."



Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."



Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."



Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive."



George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married"



George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."



Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL."



Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."

 

LMAO!!!!!!! nice!

 

I'm not materialistic in the least, but the one about the Mercedes was really funny!!

 

Ha that was good. Need to upgrade that Benz though, say S55 AMG.

 

Too funny! But I don't know about a Mercedes, maybe a Ferrari or an old muscle car!

 

The SL 380 and 500 from the mid 90s still looks better than the S55 in my opinion.

 

I'm going for the 1967 Mustang!![8D]

 

It's all about whats in them now. I like all the newer models. I have this one a 03 and already like the 05 better.

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I got another one...not about sex exactly, but still funny

"Girls might be able to fake orgasms, but guys can fake the whole f*cking relationship"

Ladies, dont hate me, I didnt say it

 

baaahhaaaaa

That was freaking great. You deserve some kind of bonus for that out of the box thinking [sm=hail.gif]