Mike goes over to see his buddy Mark, who has a broken leg.

Mark says; "My feet are freezing bud, could you run upstairs and get me my slippers?"

"No bother, pal." Mike says and runs upstairs.

Behold, before him are Mark's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.

"Hey girls, your ol' man just sent me up here to **** ya both!"

"F*ck off ya liar!" replied the girls.

“I'll just prove it!" says Mike. So he shouts down the stairs; "Both of them Mark?"

"Of course. What’s the use of f*cking one!"

 

LOL That is great. Good thing i wasnt drinking my coffee. Hell i shouldnt even bother to post my joke

 

thats great!

 

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That is great. Glad that I don't have twins though. Although my wife is a twin. Her sister on the other hand well glad I can tell them apart. LOL

 

There's lots of other websites where you can get those kinds of pics ... or if EMS is up to it, he's pretty resourceful when it comes to posting pictures! (Specially during an "election"!!! )

 

That is f*ucking great. I'm gonna send it to my buddy who has twins.[sm=thanx.gif]