Yard Work
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Yard Work
Mowing and Beer
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me,
"You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy *** neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me,
"You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes
of this nosy *** neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass."
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RE: Yard Work
So what you are saying is that your first name is not John and you are in no relations to the holmes family.
ORIGINAL: Dragone#19
hahaha, glad that I live in the Desert.
hahaha, glad that I live in the Desert.
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