The Amish Elevator... LOL
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The Amish Elevator... LOL
THE AMISH ELEVATOR
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two
moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out. The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother".
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's funny right there!! How is everybody tonight??
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide
back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?"
The father, never having seen an elevator responded, "Son, I
have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know
what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the two
moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the
lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde
stepped out. The father said quietly to his son...
"Go get your mother".
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's funny right there!! How is everybody tonight??
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RE: The Amish Elevator... LOL
Not yet....
But I will tell ya...
This one time, me and the wife were, uh, you know, makin' love
.... I always like the light off, ya know. So anyway, she flips the light on real quick and sees me with another object..
She says, "well you impotent SOB"!!!
I say, "oh ya, explain our three kids"!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!! I hate mail men!! lol lol
But I will tell ya...
This one time, me and the wife were, uh, you know, makin' love
.... I always like the light off, ya know. So anyway, she flips the light on real quick and sees me with another object.. She says, "well you impotent SOB"!!!
I say, "oh ya, explain our three kids"!!!
ha ha ha ha ha!!! I hate mail men!! lol lol