Well, I was upstairs taking a shower with my wife. She had just finished when the door bell rang. So she throws on her towel and runs downstairs. It was my next door neighbor, who is my friend Bob. Bob took a look at her with admiration and says, " hey for $100 would you drop your towel down and let me see your *****?"

My wife, says what the heck, it's just a peek. So she drops the towel to her waste.

Bob stood looking and says, " for another $100 let the towel hit the floor."

So she says what the heck, I've gone this far!! So she drops it. Bob pays up and leaves grinning from ear to ear.

My wife comes back upstairs and I ask "who was that?"

She says, "oh, it was just Bob"

I said. " did that sob say anything about the $200 bucks he owes me?"



ha ha ha ha ha!!!! that's wrong!!

 

auhhh my daily dose of laughy... dude I thought you where serious at first lol

 

I was thinking, "Man I could have saved Bob $200 and just showed him my pictures of her for $50". Seriously, nice joke man lol

 

that was funny....

 

pretty good bro

 

This for you MK........

 

hi im bob

 

K, Didn't need to see that either [:@]

 

Wassup bob?? Hey guys, did I tell yall about me and bob?? Me and evil were playing golf. We played faster than the two women in front of us, so I tell Evil, hey man go up there and ask if we can play around them?

So Evil walks about halfway up the fairway and comes back. He says " I can't do it Big, one of them is my wife, the other is my mistress"!!

So fine, I'll go.

I get halfway down and come back. I look at Evil and say " dam small world"!!!!

ROTFL!!! ha ha ha!!

 

bro, it is a damb small world... i knew them both